i know you didn’t choose the name “crow-tit” but maybe you should work a little harder for a rebranding.
ohhhhh kay friendo. you’ve got a whole photoshoot here so i guess you want me to give you the once over. here are a few of my notes:
too small
beak too short
uncomfortably round
eyes look fake
is that fur? are you a bird? (am i being punked again?)
too much sass for someone with no job experience
no pictures in flight… seems suspicious.
i decided to look you up to see what your other photoshoots revealed… wow…
that’s embarrassing.
come back again when you get serious about the bird schtick and after you put some color in your wardrobe. maybe wear a hat so i have something good to look at.